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"...When that shark bites with his teeth, dear scarlet billows begin to spread..." Where there's a story, there's a back story. Where there's a back story, there's Scarlett Billows uncovering the treachery, deceit, and betrayal.



Scarlett Billows

Chief of Protocol Enforcement and Defenestration
Mrs. James "Pity" Peregrine Leger-Demain, IV

Chief Security Officer
Fukushima Daiichi

Senior Literary Editor
Rowan Oak

Staff Medical Examiner
Myasthenia Gravis, RN

European Correspondent
Olaf Eyjafjallajokull

Associate editors: Ratio Pozzelana (gardening), Pop Flotsam (science), Missy Pastiche (design), Honoria Oubliette (literature)

Assistant to Ms. Billows
Tabula Rasa