According to the U.S. Green Building Council's Web site, "LEED is flexible enough to apply to all building types." And to prove the assertion and further advance its mission of global domination, the Council has added a new building type, inspired by the understated manse from which slippery evil-doer Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden (March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011) was recently evicted. The following images represent the credits earned to date. TSR's chief of protocol enforcement and defenestration, Mrs. James Peregrine Leger-Demain IV was quick to observe, "I swear to Allah, did you see the video? The place practically certifies itself. I don't know why those high-minded green people don't give points for benign neglect. In the end, Grey Gardens was the greenest house around."
Revealing digression. "They say you shouldn't say nothin' about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good." Thank you, Moms Mabley, for always being relevant and spot on.
